Diet is DIE with a T to make it less scary..

I am going on a diet. Diet, is DIE with a T. For Monday and Tuesday, All I will eat is Apples. For Wednesday and Thursday, all I will eat is Cheese. On Friday and Saturday is Salad type food. And Sunday Some red meat with Salad. Maybe, since I won't be eating much, I should just throw it up, and have an eating disorder, to go along with all my other mental problems, and disorders.